Thomas Francis McKeon

San Francisco | California | U.S.A
“I want to be alone with my thought.” – Homer Simpson


I’m a man of neither wealth nor taste. Not much of a man either, come to think of it. I’m A Well-Intentioned Husband; A Father to 3 Boys; A Brother to 6 men; A Son to 2 slightly embarrassed parents; A Reformed Soccer player; A Golfing Cheat; An Occasional Guitar Player; A Horibal Spellar; A Volunteer; A Flailing Entrepreneur.


This site is a repository of random crap that I’ve made up over the years but also serves as an outlet for my current delusions. If just one person gets a little something out of this website, I would consider it an abysmal failure.


  • Random thought? Visit the home page and the thought pages. 
  • Sights and Sounds junk, visit the sights and the sounds pages. 
  • Want to know why I turned out this way? Visit the Shite My Parents Say page. 
  • Want to know more about me for some reason? Visit the Q&A page
  • Need some Bite-Sized Inspiration? Visit the Quotes page.