by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
Moderator: “The word is: Delineate” Contestant: “Del-in-ee-ate? Humm, Del-in-eeh-ate. Can you use that in a sentence please? Moderator: “Sure. Spell the word: Delineate”
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
The following is a story I wrote the company newsletter while working as a Bellman at the Hyatt at Fisherman’s Wharf newsletter back in the 1990s. The premise for the article was to gather stories from various folks in the hotel and leave it to the reader to determine...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
The following is a story I wrote the company newsletter while working as a Bellman at the Hyatt at Fisherman’s Wharf newsletter back in the 1990s. The premise for the article was to gather stories from various folks in the hotel and leave it to the reader to determine...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
Summer reading for hight school. Ususally 1-3 books of 250ish page lenght. Summer these is no reading but plenty of time. Summerr deadline it becuase a math exercise 50 pages a day for next 30 days. etc.
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
At the store today, in the “Express” line when the lady ahead of me asked for the price of the Fig Newtons she had on the conveyer belt. The clerk tried to scan it but didn’t work so he asked bag boy to check the shelf. She had a few more non-fig...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
A couple of years before the original Good Friday (I have THE BEST Good Friday story, but I’ll tell you that later), the crowd-favorite, Barabbas, was standing trial for the murder of a local man, Lazarus. The trial had been going on for days, and...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
Andy was the first of us to get married, and he was thankfully doing it on the other side of the country, forcing his Sunset pals to go on a air-n-road trip. The wedding was in upper-state New York but we decided to take the opportunity to hang out in New York City...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
It was a somewhat typical Sunday evening at Ridley’s Bar in the mid-90’s: Plenty of rough guys and some equally rough girls writhing to the somewhat-muffled sounds emanating from a DJ booth perched precariously in the upper corner of the bar. I had been to the...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
The boys had had their bachelor party fun in the exotic and remote location of North Beach and before it got too late, and the thousand beers could take hold, they thought it best to continue the session close to home. Because they were in North Beach where parking is...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
In case you didn’t know, the Kerry Picnic in the 70s and 80s was the original “Burning Man.”
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
Palm Springs, Feb 1994 – We were all there for a bachelor party and we had the best day out at the Bob Hope Classic golf tournament. I enlisted my friend John Sheehan to help me to stalk Eddie Van Halen who was playing in the tournament (Foursome: Tom Kite,...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
This is a one-time email, I won’t bother you again. “Grievances” by Thomas McKeon Friends, Colleagues and other people unfortunate enough to be in my address book, No, this is not step 9 of 12; I can assure you, I’m still drinking quite heavily....
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
You may have noticed that some singers are forever-nicknamed by some of their most popular songs or lyrics, even when the songs were not directly written about themselves. John Lennon is often referred to as “The Walrus;” Elton John is “Rocket...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
If we force every teenage boy in the world to wear only collared shirts, they could clear up air pollution in months by drawing particulates out of the air and into their skin and out through the backs of their necks and onto their shirt collars. Rinse and...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
My Mom said that with her first child she was overwhelmed with joy when he started to walk. When the second child started to walk, after a year of chasing after #1, she would go over and knock #2 down.
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
Many years ago, after my father emigrated to America, his father brought one of my Dad’s younger brothers to a Seminary (in Ireland) to hopefully be taken in to start his journey into the priesthood. The priest at the door said, “He’s kind of...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
Thanks to everyone who purchased “Grievances” over the past month. The comments I’ve received online and in person have been overwhelmingly positive, which is shocking to me. There must be a lot of repressed anger out there… [Initiate Begging Routine] Anyway, if...
by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought
No, this is not step 9 of 12; I can assure you, I’m still drinking quite heavily. So, I wrote a book. Yes, that sounds weird to me too. It’s a compilation of my “Festivus ‘Airing of Grievances’ Project” rants, with several new ones added in to...
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