Laundry Lament

by Thomas McKeon | Dec 2, 2023 | Buffoonery, Extras, Festivus 2011, Festivus 2012, Festivus 2013, Festivus 2014, Festivus 2015, Front Page, Guilty Pleasures, Irish Humor, Miscellaneous, Quotes, Random Memory, Shite My Parents Say, Sights - Original Images, Sights – Inspiration, Sights – Original Video, Sounds - Inspiration, Sounds - Originals, Sounds - The NarrowBacks, Startup, StoogeTV, The OverLords, Thought

If we force every teenage boy in the world to wear only collared shirts, they could clear up air pollution in months by drawing particulates out of the air and into their skin and out through the backs of their necks and onto their shirt collars. Rinse and Repeat.